Confused

Let's see if I understand
how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die
of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world
as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled bum is parked in
front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?


author unknown

This wants to erode my confidence in the education system. How many years of school to become a lawyer?

dang stupid!